Dingleberry!
where am i?

okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
11:01
they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(Source: burgrs)


peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something


mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 


hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can